Honestly.
As you can tell, the picture of me is strikingly accurate.
The questions he answered are: (the italics are my thoughts)
My mom is 30 years old : close, he could have said forty
My mom is pretty as a flower: aaw, how sweet. sidenote: Drew states that one boy said his mom is as pretty as an alligator. Out of the mouths of preschoolers!
My mom is so smart that she knows how to take care of me and Alex: well at least I have him fooled.
The best food my mom makes is mashed potatoes: Guess who's getting mashed potatoes for dinner this week :)
My mom always says yes: Oh this answer could have been bad, very bad.
I like it when my mom washes windows because she lets me help her: How guilty do I feel now for all the times I wished I could just do it myself.
I love you boys! Thanks for loving me despite all my imperfections. You two make mother's day a very special day indeed.